Wednesday, May 10, 2023

The Ultimate Amendment

May 10, 2023

 

The ERA failed again. In 2024. The year after the Missouri legislature passed a law saying that women in the legislature can’t wear sleeveless shirts or dresses, and even debated whether a cardigan was considered “professional attire.”

 

You know how you read about bills that are so packed with pork and obscure amendments that nobody reads them—and you suddenly find that Congress has voted to make Daylight Saving Time year-round and didn’t even realize it?

 

Well, folks, let’s put those amendments to good use.

 

Every bill from now on should include a special amendment, to wit:

 

No insurance company would be allowed to pay for Viagra.

 

 

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