Friday, January 31, 2020

Suppose the Artist were Anonymous?



January 30, 2020


Cross-cultural portrayals seem to be big news these days. A straight actress got slammed for portraying a gay character. A non-Asian actress at the St. Louis Muny got slammed for playing Tuptim in “The King and I”. A non-Mexican author is getting hate mail for writing about the travails of Mexican immigrants to the U.S. A male author wrote a book from a woman’s standpoint; someone I know loved it until she found out it was written by a man.

It sounds like people are just looking for reasons to get mad, but let’s face it: A lot of the bad feeling comes from decades of people in America being overlooked, no matter how talented they were or how great the art they produced, just because they weren’t white or straight or male. That has left scars. (And some readers have said that the book about immigrants perpetuates unpleasant Mexican stereotypes.) So people get angry when they feel that the work of straight white people is still being chosen over other people’s, even when the quality of the work is the same.

I wish everybody’s work could be appraised as if the artist were anonymous. (Like “The Masked Singer”, except that actors would have a hard time  pulling it off, unless they had “Mission Impossible” masks.)

Then, if a man effectively empathized with a woman’s plight, people could admit that the story moved them, no matter who wrote it. Etc.

Would people find less to object to if they didn’t know who produced the work?


And Maybe They'll Be Less Cranky



January 30, 2020


The Banking Standards Board in Britain, tasked with raising standards of behavior at banks, was disappointed in the results of its efforts. Finally, they may have hit on a solution.

Apparently, the banking sector is known for early starts and late nights. After a survey showing that nearly 40% of respondents slept 6 or fewer hours per night, and that almost 30% said that they felt tired almost every day, the Board said that the industry might want to explore ensuring that employees get sufficient sleep.

Lack of sleep, says the Board, can impair the ability to exercise ethical and professional judgment.

I hope it works.



Thursday, January 30, 2020

No Cooking Oil Required


January 30, 2020


A woman was arrested at the St. Louis IKEA in 2016 when security guards noticed the handle of a frying pan sticking up from her waistband, and the outline of the pan visible in her leggings.

It must have been a good one; prosecutors dropped the charges last week, presumably because they couldn’t make them stick.




Tuesday, January 28, 2020

Scalping a Medical Marijuana License



January 28, 2020


Missouri accepted applications for granting medical marijuana licenses. They had some sort of scoring system that, according to the losers, made no sense, and legal challenges are already being filed.  

For me, the kicker is that it’s legal for a winner to sell the license. One Los Angeles broker has already contacted someone who didn’t win and asked if he wanted to buy it. Another website offers a license in the Kansas City area, but the buyer must have at least $1 million.

Growers are supposed to meet guidelines. If a company didn’t win in the first round, what makes it qualified now? Is the state overseeing license transfers?

Furthermore, in my opinion, it would only be fair, as well as prudent, to award an unwanted license to the company who was next in line in the rating system. The state should have made sure that that would happen. It probably would have cut down on the number of applications if the first place, if brokers had known that they need not apply.

These licenses aren’t concert tickets. They shouldn’t be allowed to be scalped.


Monday, January 27, 2020

HB Fahrenheit 451/1984



January 26, 2020


Missouri State Representative Ben Baker, upset that some libraries host Drag Queen Story Hour, says that youngsters need to be protected from evil influences like the acceptance of being gay. He has introduced a bill requiring that parental library-review boards be elected to decide what is “age-inappropriate sexual material”, and needs to be removed from display. Librarians who allowed minors access to those materials could be fined or imprisoned.

I’m not opposed to libraries having guidelines and age restrictions. There are some things that I really feel are not age-appropriate for youngsters. And not all of it is sexual. (Have you ever been appalled or grossed out by a book you read where someone gets tortured or dismembered or…?)

But I think it would make more sense to

  • Have rooms that keep really graphic materials out of the reach of people under the age of 18. (Many libraries do this already.)
  • Have story times in a room that parents can keep their kids away from if they want to. (Many libraries do this, too.)
  • Have a tiered-card system, where anybody under the age of 16 or 18 can only check out materials rated Young or Young Adult. (Some libraries do this already.) Parents would have the option of signing their kids up for this card.


That way, 5 people aren’t deciding what’s good for everyone else’s children.



Sunday, January 26, 2020

The Updates are Back


January 25, 2020

Hey, folks, it looks like posts are being automatically e-mailed to you once again.

So sign on and read, because you've probably missed quite a few.


They Didn't Answer the Bigger Question



January 24, 2020


The Post-Dispatch reprinted an article from Bloomberg entitled, “Why one ‘Friends’ fan recorded all 236 episodes”

I was expecting a paean on the show’s relatability or something. Instead, it talked about how “Friends” is no longer on Netflix, and the lengths people are going to to get it. You have to pay extra for streaming services that show it. Hence, the person recording all 236 episodes from cable.


My question is: 

Why didn’t they just buy the DVD’s?


Saturday, January 25, 2020

Cut Me a (Cable) Break



January 24, 2020


The headline was guaranteed to raise the reader’s blood pressure: “As cable companies lose customers, Missouri lawmakers consider giving them a tax break”—St. Louis Post-Dispatch online, Jan. 23, 2020.

“Well,” I thought, “I’ll read the story, in case they’re really NOT overlooking the obvious solution: Cable companies should stop charging so much for their services that people turn to cord-cutting and streaming in order to save money; and then they wouldn’t be losing customers and revenue…”

But: The streaming services aren’t paying taxes. The Missouri Cable Telecommunications Association feels that cutting taxes for cable companies would level the playing field.

Nowhere does it say that cable companies have ever considered making their prices reasonable, in order to woo back their customers. Nope; their grand idea is to just lower their taxes, so that consumers AND taxpayers get soaked. I do believe that the streaming services should be taxed, but why should the cable companies get a break?

Blood pressure, consider thyself raised.



Friday, January 24, 2020

More Photo Philosophy



January 23, 2020


I was deleting some pictures from my files, and every so often I’d run across one that made me say, “I REALLY like this one.”

Some of those were pictures that had disappointed me when I took them, because they didn’t capture the scene or the coloring exactly as I saw it. So I let them languish in the Photos file, and pretty much forgot about them.

But now that I’m not comparing them to anything, I see how stunning they actually are.

I guess it’s all in the perspective.


Thursday, January 23, 2020

If You Can't Beat It, Adapt



January 23, 2020


People are trying hard to gain traction in reversing the effects of Global Warming. Changing course may help, but I wonder if anyone is putting any thought into adapting to what is partially inevitable.

Is anyone drawing up plans for desalination plants, in case we run low on fresh water? How will we house people who move away from the coast due to the already-rising waterlines? How will we prevent them from being crowded in the interior? How will we protect the farmland from being taken over for housing, or, alternatively, figure out how to make synthetic food, a la “Star Trek” replicators?


It never hurts to plan ahead.



February 21, 2021

Answer to the farmland question: Vertical Farming. (Tall greenhouses.) It started taking off once the pandemic hit.


Friday, January 17, 2020

Take Your Chance, Not a Number



January 15, 2020


The computers at the DMV kept going down yesterday, and a lot of people got frustrated and left. As the clerks were calling numbers, and nobody got up, I wondered if anybody who was waiting considered just taking one of the open spots.


And indeed, at one point, a woman said to the person with her, “Didn’t he get here after us?”

(Of course, he may have taken his number, run out to the car for something, and come back after the two women had gotten their numbers. Still, it’s an intriguing thought.)



Thursday, January 16, 2020

A Blunt Assessment



January 15, 2020


Senator Roy Blunt has resolutely refused to support measures that would help alleviate the effects of climate change; weigh in on gun-control; or  admit that any of the President’s antics are censure-worthy.

Shortly before he is up for re-election, will Sen. Blunt conveniently come out in cautious favor of addressing climate change, and possibly gun control? It seems that the political climate is trending that way.


Sorry, Sen. Blunt. You had your chance. As far as I’m concerned, you needn’t even bother to run. And I hope that the majority of the voters feel the same way. Too little, too late.



Wednesday, January 15, 2020

What's Wrong with Being Second?



January 14, 2020


There is talk of building a hyperloop from St. Louis to Kansas City. This fancy method of transportation would theoretically cut the 4-hour drive to a 30-minute commute. Naturally, building a hyperloop will be both experimental and expensive.

Other areas in the country are pursuing similar projects. 

“This is an opportunity for us to be a leader in transportation’s future,” says a Missouri legislator.


Think about it. How many times has the first version of anything worked well?


Let’s let other places be first; and after they’ve worked out the kinks, we can use the streamlined, functioning version.



Tuesday, January 14, 2020

He May Want to Hire More Staff



January 14, 2020


A Missouri legislator has proposed a bill that would have law enforcement officials who can’t prosecute gang crimes turn them over the Attorney General’s office.

This is the same Attorney General, Eric Schmitt, who said that he had too many cases to be aware that his office was forgiving $40 million in tax credits for developer Paul McKee.


I don’t see this ending well.



Monday, January 13, 2020

The Chicken or the Egg?



February 15, 2016 

Am still trying to figure out why I crave sugar right before I come down with a cold or sinus infection. Still haven’t decided which is cause, and which is effect: Are the microbes directing my brain to eat the sugar or are they just taking advantage of my fatal flaw? 


I have this picture in my head of the bacteria forming a giant cooperative entity, forcing my brain to insist that I get sugar so they can get stronger and stronger... (And people worry about a robot insurrection!)



Thursday, January 9, 2020

A Fond Farewell



January 9, 2020

One of my favorite comic strips, “The Pajama Diaries”, published its last strip on January 4, 2020.

I’ll miss reading about Jill’s adventures as a graphic designer running her own business; and the “Oh, my gosh, it’s not just me!” strips concerning raising her daughters; and how well her husband got her. They were hilarious together.

Anyway—Adios, Kaplans. You were great.


(And Thank You, Terri Libenson, for the great strips.)



Sunday, January 5, 2020

The End of the Line?




January 4, 2020


I’ve posted a few pieces on the Loop Trolley, which kept not working to the accompaniment of various excuses.

It has been shut down because of lack of funding. On its final ride…it broke down and left passengers stranded for 45 minutes.


And so it ends, as it began—not working.




Saturday, January 4, 2020

Make Yourself Comfortable



January 4, 2020

A Missouri woman was testing mattresses in a store in Richmond Heights, and apparently found one that fit the bill. She fell asleep on it, and didn’t wake up until the next morning.


No word on whether she decided to buy it.



Starting the Year with a Bang



January 3, 2020


According to an article in today’s Post-Dispatch, there were 7 gun-related homicides in the first 2 days of 2020. There were also miscellaneous shootings in which the victims didn’t die.


Friday, January 3, 2020

A Saint for (Almost) Any Occasion



January 3, 2020


A dog ran away from his dog-sitter. She posted flyers and knocked on doors, and spent quite a bit of time and money trying to lure him back; the dog was in the area, and neighbors were feeding him, but he wouldn’t let anybody catch him.


Being Catholic, she prayed to St. Anthony, the patron saint of lost things; St. Francis, the patron saint of animals; St. Jude, the patron saint of desperate cases; and St. Thomas Aquinas, the patron saint of education, presumably just because she likes him. 


Someone else suggested St. Barbara, the patron saint of headaches; 

and concluded her comment with, “I don’t know the patron saint for pain in the [rear].”