February 21, 2026
Re: That deal between Amazon and Montgomery County for the data center.
I worked up a scenario in which a town negotiates with a big corporation that is trying to gouge the town with tax breaks, etc.
First, the town holds a meeting to see what they want to change and what they don’t want to change about their area. (Broad strokes only, as no two people, let alone an entire town, will ever agree on details.)
In order to find tough negotiators, they should survey wedding planners and hospitality businesses, and ask for a list of their most demanding, entitled clients. Those clients would be the negotiators.
For cutthroat legal representation, they should contact the lawyers who represented the ex-spouses of the big business’s negotiating team in their divorce settlements.
(I have a scenario in my head of a town hall meeting, with the representatives of the big business looking sneeringly from the front of the room at the citizens in the audience. Once the town’s leader mentions digging up the demanding clients, the sneers vanish; and once they bring up getting the divorce lawyers of the ex-spouses as the town’s counsel, several of the representatives turn pale. I think it would make an excellent movie scene.)