The Clintons and Epstein

 

February 28, 2026

Hillary Clinton doesn’t recall having met Jeffrey Epstein.

 

That’s a statement that’s hard to disprove. You can’t prove that somebody doesn’t remember something, no matter how unlikely it seems. Hillary is a smart woman who played on the world stage, so it’s unlikely that she didn’t know who Epstein was, but hey—maybe their paths never crossed. And although it seemed like the Clintons were joined at the hip, it’s unlikely that Bill would have taken her to Epstein’s place for his hot-tub adventures with other women, so it could be true.

 

Bill, on the other hand, admits to knowing Epstein, but denies any sexual irresponsibility as regards hanging out with the Epstein menage; but we already know what his word is worth on that score.

 

 

 

Just Like Julia Roberts

 

February 26, 2026

 

Someone at a catering company decided that having a fruit salad with whole grapes, to be eaten with a plastic fork, was a good idea.

 

Have you ever tried it? It reminds me of the scene in “Pretty Woman” where Julia Roberts is trying to eat the snail, and it goes flying off the plate.

 

To the other diners’ credit, I didn’t see any grapes flying through the air, though. Maybe they’re more adept than I am.

 

(But actually, I think it would have been funny to see.)