November 6, 2026
I was writing the previous post about foot chases in movies and on TV. For the sake of brevity, I didn’t mention how incredibly fit and agile the criminals are, climbing fences and jumping from rooftop to rooftop.
But I gotta ask:
Are the criminal classes the most physically fit people in the country?
November 6, 2026
I was wondering: When we see those trite (er—tried and true) foot chases in police shows,
Do the shows ever re-use the footage, just cutting in the current suspect’s face now and again?
That got me thinking—Here’s another way that they could save money:
They could take a cue from the 1927 silent movie “Souls for Sale”, which included a frame saying, “The usual sheik crosses the usual desert with the usual captive.”
Instead of boring audiences (OK, me) to tears, they could insert a frame saying, “The usual foot chase follows. Two chain-link fence-climbs and one rooftop jump are included.”
This would apply to car chases (“3 near-misses at intersections, 1 unusually clear street, and a drive down some steps”). If they really wanted to shake things up, it could be “one attempt to drive down steps”, with a shot of a car stuck on the steps for visual humor.
Or, “The villain and the hero run along a moving train and, after some hard fighting, somebody gets thrown off. Keep watching to see if it was the good guy or the bad guy.”
See? Save time, save money, save the audience from boredom.
November 5, 2026
There is a lot of in-depth analysis about why so many people voted for Democrats this mid-term: It was higher prices, it was immigration crackdowns, it was the Iran war, it was rejecting hate and bigotry…
I’ll spell it out for you: The reason I voted for my candidates was that their opponents were playing Follow-the-Leader with a sadistic, certified nut job.
