Monday, April 29, 2019

Maybe They Should Update Their Incentives



April 28, 2019


I just got a Thank-you gift from a charity that I donate to. It was address labels.

I have a lot of address labels, thanks to various charities. I use very few of them.


It may be time for charities to think about updating their incentives.



Sunday, April 28, 2019

Do They Serve Doughnuts?



April 28, 2019

“Avengers: End Game” is so popular that movie theaters are having 8:30 a.m. showings.

I wonder how many people show up?

I also wonder if the early movie time impacts their concessions sales.

Or maybe they’re serving doughnuts at the early shows.


(Later: I checked, and they are doing pretty brisk concessions sales of popcorn, snacks and soda, even at the early showings. And no, they don’t serve doughnuts.)


Tuesday, April 23, 2019

All That is Necessary for Evil to Triumph...



April 23, 2019

In various forms, the statement has been made that, “All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing.”

Here’s my take: Evil would have less chance of triumphing if ordinary people would do their research.

I heard a woman going on and on a few weeks ago about how a Christian legislator was taken to task for praying and saying, “Jesus” at the Pennsylvania statehouse; and how a Muslim woman objected; and, “Because that one woman was offended, now we’re not even allowed to say the name of our Lord and Savior in public because it might offend somebody?”

The woman she was talking to was suitably appalled. The first woman went on so long that eventually I said, “She didn’t get in trouble because she mentioned Jesus. She got censured because she kept going on and on, and even Christians became uncomfortable. It became an issue because she did it at the Muslim representative’s swearing-in ceremony.”

“Oh.”

One doctor submitted a paper several years ago that said that vaccines caused autism. He has since recanted, but the damage is incalculable, because people won’t do the research. They hear something, and they believe it, and they make sure that other people hear it, too. (David E. Kelley, are you ever sorry about that episode of “Boston Legal”?)

It’s normal to have a knee-jerk reaction to something. I’ve actually been guilty of it myself. I’ve been the victim of it, too. That’s why gossip, family disputes, and Mean Girls flourish—nobody bothers to check on the truth.

But once you’ve had your knee-jerk reaction, look up the matter in question. Don’t just spread “information”; check on it.

Or you risk being the pawn of somebody who knows full well what’s going on, but is trying to further his or her own agenda; and you can bet that your well-being isn’t part of the plan.



Friday, April 19, 2019

Good Friday



April 19, 2019


It’s great that Jesus forgave our sins. Don’t you wish everybody else would?


Some people are so in sync with what Jesus preached, so in tune with His love, that they really do forgive other people, instead of holding onto grudges.


I wish the rest of us could catch up.




Thursday, April 18, 2019

Flooded with Common Sense



April 14, 2019

In the “I Never Dreamed It Would Happen” Category,

Missouri lawmakers have proposed a ban on granting tax breaks to developers who build in flood plains.


Might common sense rule, just this once?




Wednesday, April 17, 2019

She Takes Her Ice Cream Seriously



April 16, 2019

A woman in St. Louis smashed the windows of a fast-food restaurant with a baseball bat because the clerk told her that they were out of chocolate ice cream. All they had was vanilla.

She was apparently displeased.



Saturday, April 13, 2019

They Seemed Like Good Ideas at the Time



April 13, 2019

My alumni club is interested in recruiting and keeping members. Their goals are sort of fuzzy, but they include vetting potential students, getting together with fellow alumni for kicks, and hosting an intellectual talk or two just to keep their hand in. I think.

The club holds a yearly event, and would like to plan a couple more. They are trying to increase interest in membership. I had some ideas that were listened to politely, and then died, so I’m listing them here, just to get them out of my system.

At one get-together I met a woman who had been written up in her local paper for developing an education program. She was understandably pretty proud of it, and sent me the link to the article. At the next committee meeting, I suggested that we let people tell us what they’ve accomplished, and we send out a quarterly e-mail to the local chapter, listing those things. It would be a great networking tool. And it would make people more interested in joining, because, really, who doesn’t like to brag?

I also suggested that we do some service projects, as some people really like them. They are family-oriented, so people could teach their kids about good citizenship; network with other alumni; and make the school look good when we sent pictures in to the local paper. So, people who like the idea of volunteering, and of staying in touch with alumni, would get a two-fer; and the school would get some recognition and local exposure as well, which is good for recruitment.

I thought that an outing to a local sculpture park would be a great way to attract alumni with families. It has art to satisfy the intellectuals in the crowd; it has woods to walk in for people with kids; you can picnic there; and it’s free, which is nice because not everybody who graduates from college lands plum jobs with hefty salaries; and people with families can’t always afford pricey admissions fees. (Alternative destination: Grant’s Farm, because I still haven’t been there.)



As far as recruiting goes, why not hold an event for kids your school is recruiting, not just the ones who have applied? Some excellent students may be afraid to apply because they’re afraid that they wouldn’t fit into the Ivy League scene. (Although they’re too young for “Law & Order”, I vividly remember how often Ivy Leaguers were portrayed as almost inhuman snobs; and what regular kid wants to deal with that sort of grief?)

A service project would be excellent for putting potential students at ease, because everybody dresses in grubbies, so that would take away one source of stress. And once the recruits found out that not all Ivy Leaguers are horrible snobs, they might be more tempted to apply.

So, get a list of recruits from your college’s admissions department, and invite them to a low-stress encounter. Catch them before they apply somewhere else. 


And that pretty much concludes my Brilliant Ideas for the Alumni Club.




Monday, April 8, 2019

It's a Hard Habit to Break



April 7, 2019

A man in Florida was arrested for grand theft, but was released on bail. 

Not for long, though; he was re-arrested after breaking into cars—in the jail’s parking lot.



Friday, April 5, 2019

Global Perspective



April 5, 2019


A friend posted a picture of a text from the Flat Earth Society saying, “The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe.” The post also includes a reply from Physics-Astronomy.com:

“Say that again, but slowly.”


Monday, April 1, 2019

Pastor Swap



March 31, 2019

A friend sent me a link to her church’s Sunday service so that I could hear her pastor preach. That got me thinking:

Our church is looking for a new pastor, and it’s hard to find one who can be all things to all people—good preacher, good administrator, etc. So, I started thinking that we could hire an assistant pastor who might not be such a great preacher, but who was good at the other things; and on Sundays when the senior pastor couldn’t preach, maybe we could stream some other church’s pastor for the sermon.

Ain’t modern technology great?