Monday, August 21, 2017

The Icing on the Eclipse Cake

August 21, 2017

What’s better than seeing a total eclipse of the sun?

Seeing it with a bunch of family members.

By the way: It was totally awesome. I will never forget that image of the darkened sun, hanging in the dark sky, surrounded by the corona.

And Thank You, Lord, for letting everything go perfectly.

Driver's Ed

August 18, 2017

Two men attempted a carjacking in St. Louis the other day, but their plans went awry when neither of them could drive a stick shift.

Saturday, August 19, 2017

Weirdly Normal

August 17, 2017

When I take walks, I like to do arm circles as well—sort of an exercise two-fer. Of course it looks weird. But at one time, so did jogging, running shorts, and people swinging hand weights on their walks. So if I stick with it, it may become not only acceptable, but the “in” way to exercise.

If there’s anything I’ve learned, it’s that no matter how weird things seem at first, people will get used to them. A look back at any fashion trend will prove the truth of this.

Friday, August 18, 2017

When the Light Changes

August 14, 2017

August is an odd month: It’s hot and sticky, still great for boating and swimming; but people start feeling ready for Fall. I vividly remember the woman in Louisiana who started wearing her Fall sweaters (short-sleeved, but still) in August, when it was in the 90s and very humid. That’s what August does to people. I think it has something to do with the changing light.

I don’t feel like clothes shopping, but I do have an urge to run around and change the house—put up fall decorations and all. It’s always a struggle: Do I hold on to the end of summer, or do I cave…?

This year I left the sand castle decoration and the seashells out, but put away the spring centerpiece and set out the fall arrangement on the table. Close enough.

So what do you do when the light changes? Decorate, shop for clothes, bake…write pointless blog entries?

Friday, August 11, 2017

I Should Stay In My Bubble

August 8, 2017

I tend to live in my own little world, and therefore miss a lot of what’s going on.  But that’s not necessarily a bad thing. It can get miserable when you start paying attention to the world around you.

For example, it was only today that I realized just how many annoying ways there are for people to sneeze.

Thursday, August 10, 2017

My First "You Oughta"

August 10, 2017

My first “You Oughta” was actually going to be taking my friend’s advice and getting on Twitter, but it seemed complicated, so I moved on to my second one.

I’ve started buying cheap clothes to practice my –er—informal alterations on. (“The Perils of Being Short-Waisted”, April 20, 2017). I’m having mixed success, BUT

At least I can stop wondering what would happen if I ever tried it.


A New Way to Track Time

July 22, 2017

When we started going to the Muny (St. Louis’s outdoor theater) this summer, we entertained ourselves by seeing how many of the actors had “Law and Order” credits listed in their bios. But in the later shows of the season, the actors have been younger, so now a lot of them are listing “Law and Order: SVU” and “The Good Wife” instead.

I guess that’s one way to tell that time is passing.

Tuesday, August 1, 2017

Shake, Don't Stir

July 25, 2017

I think it’s amazing how many newspaper editors and columnists call for bipartisanship while doing their best to get people stirred up in defense of their own particular party.

Instead of saying, “John Doe, R-Smallville, proposed building a skate park,” why don’t they say, “John Doe, representing Smallville, proposed building a skate park.”?

That way, people who suspect that any idea from someone with an “R” after his name is automatically a bad idea might actually think about it.

Conversely, if John Doe, representing Smallville, is caught with his hand in the till, people who will defend their party members to the death would be less tempted to think it’s a media smear campaign against their party and focus on the actual problem—John Doe is behaving badly.

Of course, stirring people up into defending or excoriating politicians by focusing on their party affiliation sells papers. Focusing on the ideas might actually shake up the status quo and get substantial progress accomplished.

So, how about it, editors and columnists? Instead of just stirring up the masses, can you shake up the status quo?

Friday, July 28, 2017

The Fine Art of Communication

July 28, 2017

For the love of heaven,


Friday, July 21, 2017

It's Easy, If You Know How

July 18, 2017

A couple of weeks ago I was going to write that there’s almost no excuse for not being able to promote yourself these days and make a fortune. Who needs an MBA to make a living when there’s an internet? But then I decided that that would mean I had to put my money where my mouth was, and actually come up with a game plan for making money by self-promoting.

Well, I still haven't, but another woman sure has proved the theory.

A Nevada mom is making $5,000 a month posting sexy selfies online. It’s that easy.

(Hey, I didn’t say the methods were necessarily tasteful, just easy.)

Thursday, July 20, 2017

I'm Working It Off

July 19, 2017

I had been looking forward to trying out some bakeries in Boston, but didn't get to go. So yesterday I decided to go to one here that had been written up in the paper and was easy to get to.

I went and got a luscious-looking piece of cake, and a big chocolate chip cookie that I intended to save for today, but didn't.

So I probably ate 600 calories in sweets, but that's OK; I may have burned 10 of them when I walked home from the concert in the park last night.

Tuesday, July 18, 2017

HaWhiney Five-0

July 8, 2017

With Grace Park and Daniel Dae Kim leaving Hawaii Five-0, I hope that the writers aren’t counting on Danny’s incessant whining and the worn-out bickering between Danny and Steve to keep the audience—because that routine got old in Season 2.

Personally, I would have given Park and Kim the raises they asked for, just so we could have some new lines in every show.

I Could Have Done Without the Compliment

July 17, 2017

A friend and I were discussing sightseeing trips we’d taken on our own. As I leaned over to pick something up she said, “You’re so bold!” But before I could actually feel good about that, she continued, “You’re letting your hair go gray naturally.”

Aaand just like that—the moment was gone.