Sunday, September 12, 2010

Traffic Notes

September 12, 2010


Dear Tailgater,

Crowding my bumper isn’t going to make the car ahead of me go any faster.

Dear Tailgater,

Sorry you’re in such a hurry. That’s not my problem, or the problem of the other drivers on the road. Leave earlier next time.

Dear Tailgater,

If you’re crowding me just because you’re a Type-A personality who rushes from place to place even when you don’t need to, try meditation. Your friends and family will thank you.

Dear Tailgater,

I hope that cop is writing you a nice, hefty ticket.

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