September 12, 2010
Crowding my bumper isn’t going to make the car ahead of me go any faster.
Sorry you’re in such a hurry. That’s not my problem, or the problem of the other drivers on the road. Leave earlier next time.
If you’re crowding me just because you’re a Type-A personality who rushes from place to place even when you don’t need to, try meditation. Your friends and family will thank you.
I hope that cop is writing you a nice, hefty ticket.