August
14, 2012
To
make money, airlines decided to charge $25 or more for checked luggage.
To
save money, passengers decided to cram as much luggage as possible into the
overhead bins. So it takes forever for people to get on and off the planes.
Furthermore,
the airplanes don’t have enough room for all the carry-on bags. So they ask
people to gate-check the bags—for free—to the final destination.
(I
don’t know why more people don’t do it. I always do, because I have connecting
flights, and hate dragging luggage through the airport and into the bathrooms,
or finding room for it at the food court, when I’m not dragging it at top speed
to make a connecting flight on a tight schedule. However.)
Three
years ago, they asked nicely, but nobody was doing it. I said, “Why don’t you
offer to let the people who don’t tie up traffic by using the overhead bins off
the plane first?”
The
gate attendants just smiled and said, “Oh, we can’t do that.”
Really?
You can’t say, “Passengers with items in the overhead bins, please remain
seated while those who do not need to get items from the overhead bins come to
the front of the plane to disembark.” You’re not bashful about anything else!
Flash
forward three years. Now airlines are not offering incentives. They’re saying, “You
can volunteer to check your bags at the gate, or we’ll do it for you.” So the first
leg of my flight was delayed while the attendants gate-checked—for free!—lots
and lots of bags. The bags that the airlines say cost $25 each to handle.
Watching
the chaos and frustration suffered by both passengers and attendants, I
murmured in one gate attendant’s ear, “Next contract negotiation—$5 baggage fees.”
She
murmured back, “I know.”
Please forward
this one to as many people as you can. If I'm lucky, it will convince the airlines to let us do-gooders off the plane first.
December 6, 2020
I read today that airlines are taking some common-sense measures to reduce the risk of infection during the pandemic. One of the changes is to board the planes starting with the back seats, to limit exposure from people continually passing the front-end passengers who are already seated.
I hereby renew my plea to the airlines to let people with NO carry-on luggage to deplane first, to limit the amount of standing in the aisles, waiting for people to get their luggage out of the overhead bins.
