December 20, 2018
I’ve nearly been sideswiped three times in three days by
reckless drivers. (Only one of them could have been fatal, so I probably shouldn’t
complain.) They were too busy weaving in and out of traffic to properly check their mirrors, I suppose.
I’ve decided that it would be swell to have a button on my
steering wheel that would shoot a paintball pellet at people who almost cause
wrecks because of their dangerous driving. Not only would it annoy them but,
like the Scarlet Letter, it would brand them as well.
Maybe the James Bond folks can come up with something.
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