Wednesday, September 11, 2019

The REAL Mystery Is...


September 11, 2019

I watch a lot of PBS mysteries. I’ve decided that they could really reduce the body count if, after the first murder in a village, the detectives would post notices saying, “There is a murderer at large. Do not open your door without checking to see who’s there. Do not agree to meet mysterious callers in out-of-the-way places in the dead of night. Suspend all blackmailing operations so that the killer doesn’t decide to get rid of you, too.” Etc.


The real mystery is why the villagers don’t think of this themselves.


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