May 27, 2020
I just saw an article on Yahoo! titled “Jessica
Simpson shows off toned abs in post-workout selfie.”
It reminded me of this post from August 12, 2014:
August 12, 2014
The first thing I saw when I got onto the
internet today was a picture of a blonde falling out of the top of her
swimsuit. The headline, purportedly about how well she’s kept in shape, said
that all eyes were on Jessica Simpson’s “toned body.”
Six years later, we’re getting another news story
about Jessica Simpson’s toned body. (This time the picture really did focus on
her abs, though.) Weird.
The worst thing is—I STILL don’t know who Jessica
Simpson is, or what her claim to fame is.
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