Wednesday, April 22, 2026

Don't Step on the Gas

 

April 21, 2026

 

I was watching vehicles speeding along the highway, cutting in and out in those daredevil moves where they cut into a lane in front of somebody, leaving no space, then whip into another lane to tailgate somebody else, before they change lanes again to get in front of another driver, and I thought, “Drivers, those moves just DON’T look cool when you’re driving a minivan.”

 

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A few days later I wondered if any of the people complaining about gas prices were considering slowing down in order to increase their mileage.

 

I’m not betting on it.

 

 

 

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