April 21, 2026
I was watching vehicles speeding along the highway, cutting
in and out in those daredevil moves where they cut into a lane in front of
somebody, leaving no space, then whip into another lane to tailgate somebody
else, before they change lanes again to get in front of another driver, and I thought,
“Drivers, those moves just DON’T look cool when you’re driving a minivan.”
In related news:
A few days later I wondered if any of the people complaining
about gas prices were considering slowing down in order to increase their mileage.
I’m not betting on it.