September 19, 2014
To my cat:
I keep telling you that your constant neediness is driving me over the edge. Well, some scientists just won an Ig Nobel prize for determining that cat ownership can be hazardous to one's mental health.
(Oh, sure, they also said that the study outcome may be a result of people who are already depressed getting cats to make themselves feel better; but you and I know the truth.)
Say your good-byes, buddy.