Maybe They're Familiar with Beer Pong

July 31, 2015

I went to a store to get a deck of cards the other day. After a fruitless search in the game aisle, I asked the clerk, who asked somebody else, who said that the cards were located in the liquor aisle.

Sure enough, there they were in the liquor aisle, along with such other accoutrements to vice as dice and—ping-pong balls???