October 27, 2018
A person with a hammer tried to smash the glass box
surrounding the Magna Carta at Salisbury Cathedral.
Any Hollywood aficionado could have told him that the
straightforward approach never works when you’re trying to steal something
valuable: You have to have elaborate schemes involving phony maintenance men, and crashing hifalutin’ parties in order to lift authorized fingerprints to bypass security measures.
Amateurs. Sheesh!
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