Friday, January 11, 2019

Taking a Tip from the Homeowners Association



January 9, 2019


Did you know that some neighborhoods require DNA samples from all the dogs that move in? That way, if a dog leaves calling cards that the owners don’t clean up, the owners can be fined.

As law enforcement moves more and more toward a universal DNA database for humans, think of the uses it could be put to:

The people who are currently leaving their own calling cards in our national parks could be tracked down and fined.

The people who persist in contributing to Fatbergs, ditto.

And so much more.


I’m not in favor of it. But if people keep doing what they’re doing, the chances of such applications of the DNA database seem less far-fetched.


So clean up your acts, folks.


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