Shock Therapy

 

March 25, 2024

 

I was reading my paper on my front porch one peaceful Sunday morning, when no fewer than 3 loud cars zoomed past—starting at 7 a.m.

 

Here’s what I think would be fun: If you see one of those cars parked somewhere, wouldn’t it be swell to have a decal with a clear background that looked like somebody had spray-painted “GET A MUFFLER”? Slap that bad boy on the car door, and watch the person’s face when they come out and think that someone has sprayed their car because they were so obnoxious.