Let the Hoarding Begin

November 8, 2024

 

Every time a Democratic president is elected, some people buy guns like they’re going out of style. This time, the shoe’s on the other foot—if you can afford one.

 

Now that Donald “The Great Economist” Trump has been re-elected, you’d better start checking labels and buying foreign goods, before the tariffs kick in.

 

Hmm—How many socks and undies will you need for the next 4 years? Running shoes? How many computer chips or flash drives? Do you like foreign food ingredients? Stock up now, and hope they have a long shelf life.

 

Forget the toilet paper—it’s made domestically.