November 10, 2024
Sometimes
I'll wander into a high-end store to look at their overpriced crap and
see what the fuss is about. Even though I'm respectably dressed (but not
dressed like I typically buy something there, I'll admit), I get
followed by security.
I have friends who dress better, but are Black, so
they get followed in stores, too. So I've come up with the ideal heist film:
Security focuses on the Black woman with impeccable credentials, while
her blonde accomplice, who is wandering around unmolested,
is robbing the place blind. The gang alternates with using the
plainly-dressed woman, whom security will follow, while a better-dressed
woman pulls the heist.
If I can't get a cameo in the movie, I want
Kathy Bates to play me.