Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Bible Story Revisited

April 1, 2013

Nothing makes a regular churchgoer feel more sympathy for the brother of the Prodigal Son than hearing,

“On Easter (or Christmas), please park in the lot across the street so that visitors can have the close parking spaces.”




(Brought to you by the people who come to church regularly, make their contributions, and volunteer in order to help keep the church running; who are then asked to park far away—often while wearing high heels— while the twice-a-year churchgoers swan in and take the close spots.)


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