Saturday, April 21, 2018

How About a Pitching Machine?



April 21, 2018

A school district in Pennsylvania gave teachers mini baseball bats in case of an armed attack. The superintendent said that they were a symbolic “last resort” for teachers who wanted to fight back, not just hide and wait.

Another school district in Pennsylvania handed out buckets of rocks for students and teachers to throw at shooters.

If you’re looking for bizarre solutions, why not just install a pitching machine in every classroom? Teachers could aim it at the doorway and then duck, hoping that a fastball would bean the shooter before he shoots the machine.

Or they could aim it at the next official who comes up with a stupid idea about how students should deal with shooters.




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