Unlikely Collaborations

June 16, 2018

From the U. S. to the Catholic Church:

Here’s the deal: We will not break up families as they immigrate. You will stop forbidding birth control, which will allow parents to have smaller families and give them a better chance of supporting them in their native countries.

From the Lutheran Church Missouri Synod, which is losing members, to a televangelist:

Want to come and do our marketing?



June 18, 2018

From people who wear expensive clothing to Workers’ Rights advocates:

Let’s make sure that the manufacturers pay the garment workers a decent wage.

That will drive up prices; then our clothes will be so expensive that only a select few can afford them. And the world will know how truly exclusive we are.

From gun control advocates to the NRA:

Let’s all lobby to make sure that any state legislature that won’t pass gun-control laws must allow visitors to have guns in the state capitol while the legislature is in session.