Are You Still Tough?

May 1, 2021

 

I just saw a Facebook post of a sign that says,

 

“Don’t mess with me. I’m a…

 

Wooden Spoon

Lead Paint

No Car Seat

No Bike Helmet

Pickup Bed Ridin’

Garden Hose Drinkin’

SURVIVOR”

 

I posted back,

 

“Yeah, but if all that’s true, you’re older’n dirt.”