May 31, 2022
Dear Rep. Taylor Greene:
Eating under-cooked ground beef (a/k/a hamburger, a component of cheeseburgers) can indeed cause sharp stomach pains, as well as other unpleasant side effects.
So, in order to avoid the zaps (NOT caused by the government, by the way), make sure that your beef is fully cooked.
And thank you for letting me add “the zaps” to my vocabulary of euphemisms for unpleasant side effects.
May 31, 2022
It has become apparent that the Republican party no longer even goes through the pretense of vetting candidates for moral character, intellect, or any other criterion of suitability for office. People elected include those who can’t name the three branches of government, people indicted for fraud, people charged with sexual abuse, people who falsely charge their fellow Republicans with having orgies and carrying on in other ways…and Marjorie Taylor Greene.
Besides peddling whack-a-doodle theories about Jewish lasers starting forest fires, Rep. Taylor Greene seems to have a serious fixation with food. She referred to the Gestapo as the Gazpacho; and she is now convinced that the government is trying to force us to eat fake meat produced in a “peach tree” dish.
(Side note: People are so busy making fun of her mangling of “Petri dish” that nobody seems to care that she’s peddling another conspiracy theory.)
I guess the Republican party doesn’t really need to vegetable candidates, as, no matter whom they put forward, there will be people who elect them.
