May 31, 2022
Dear Rep. Taylor Greene:
Eating under-cooked ground beef (a/k/a hamburger, a component of cheeseburgers) can indeed cause sharp stomach pains, as well as other unpleasant side effects.
So, in order to avoid the zaps (NOT caused by the government, by the way), make sure that your beef is fully cooked.
And thank you for letting me add “the zaps” to my vocabulary of euphemisms for unpleasant side effects.
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